Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya ’bout them Paldea Evolved secret rares, ya hear? Them fancy cards, they are. Shiny and all. Folks go wild for ’em, like chickens after a June bug.

This here Paldea Evolved set, it’s the second one in that Scarlet and Violet thingamajig. Came out June 9th, I think. Folks were linin’ up like they were waitin’ for the church supper.

Now, what makes a card a “secret rare”? Beats me! They’re just…rare, I guess. Like a good rain in August. They got numbers higher than the regular cards, see? Like, this one says 266/193. That’s a secret rare, yup.

Some of them special rares, they got pictures. Real pretty pictures, too. There’s this girl, Iono, they call her. Folks are just crazy ’bout her card. Says it’s one in 480 packs. That’s a lot of packs, let me tell ya. More packs than I got eggs in my coop!

And there’s this other one, Dendra. Strong lookin’ gal, she is. Her card’s real special too. Folks say it’s worth a pretty penny. Enough to buy a new pair of work boots, maybe two!

Then there’s Saguaro. Got a real nice-lookin’ card too, they say. I ain’t seen it myself, but folks talkin’ ‘bout it. Must be somethin’ special, like my grandma’s apple pie.

Heard tell there’s this Chien-Pao EX card too. Folks say it’s one of the most valuable. Valuable? Shoot, back in my day, a good hen was valuable. But these youngsters, they like these shiny cards more than a good egg-laying hen, I swear.

• Them collectors, they love these secret rares. They’ll pay a whole lot of money for ’em. More money than sense, if you ask me.
• And then there’s the players. Them folks that use these cards to…play games, I guess. They like the shiny ones too. Makes ’em feel fancy, I reckon.

Them hyper rares, they’re hard to find too. One in 139 packs, they say. That’s still a lot, if you ask me. More than the number of times old man Johnson’s dog barked at the mailman last week!

So, if you’re lookin’ for these Paldea Evolved secret rares, you better have deep pockets and a whole lotta luck. It’s like findin’ a four-leaf clover in a hay field. You gotta be patient and persistent.

I tell ya, these cards are somethin’ else. Folks gettin’ all worked up over ‘em. But I guess everyone needs a little somethin’ to get excited about, right? Me? I get excited when the tomatoes come in ripe. But these young folks, they got their cards.

Now, I gotta go feed them chickens. Them eggs ain’t gonna lay themselves, ya know. And they’re worth more to me than any of them shiny cards, I tell ya what! But you go on and chase them secret rares if you want. Just don’t forget where you come from, ya hear?

And remember, whether it’s cards or chickens, it’s all about findin’ that little bit of somethin’ special. That’s what makes life interesting, don’t it? Now, git along, ya hear? And good luck with them cards!

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