Alright, alright, let me tell you about this “the last priest starfield” thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll make it plain for ya.

So, what’s this “Last Priest” thingy? Well, from what I gather, it ain’t no preacher man in space. It’s a weapon, see? A pokey thing you use up close, real close. Like a knife, but prob’ly fancier. They call it a “melee weapon” I heard, which just means you gotta get your hands dirty to use it.

• It’s a strong one, they say. The strongest, maybe. Folks are callin’ it “The Last Priest” and sayin’ it’s better than some other pokey thing called a “Va’Ruun Painblade”. Don’t ask me what that is, sounds like somethin’ a city slicker made up.
• And get this, this “Last Priest” ain’t just sharp, it’s got magic too, or somethin’ like it. They say it does different kinds of damage sometimes, like fire or cold, I guess. Keeps things interesting, huh?

Now, how you get your hands on this thing? That’s the tricky part, like tryin’ to catch a greased pig at the county fair.

First off, there’s a story you gotta follow. A long one, from what I hear. You gotta do all sorts of things and collect stuff, “artifacts” they call ’em. Like them old things they dig up at the museum, but prob’ly shinier. You gotta finish the whole story, start to finish, if you want to get all the powers, and I reckon this “Last Priest” is one of them powers, or comes with ’em. It’s all tied up, you see?

Then there’s this fella, the Hunter. Sounds like a rough customer, but you gotta side with him at some point. Outside a place called “NASA Facility,” whatever that is. Sounds like one of them government buildings where they do all that rocket science stuff. Anyways, you gotta be on his side durin’ a mission called “Unearthed,” which prob’ly means diggin’ somethin’ up. Then later on, somethin’ happens at “Infinity’s End,” sounds like a scary place if you ask me. You gotta play your cards right there too, or you ain’t gettin’ that weapon.

There’s a fella named Aquilus, sounds like a fish, but he ain’t, see? He’s got some kinda double, a twin or somethin’. You can kill the real one, the one on New Atlantis which is prob’ly some big city, and tell the Hunter about it. Or you can do somethin’ else, they don’t say what. But how you handle this Aquilus fella, that’s important for gettin’ the “Last Priest”. Seems like there’s always a catch, ain’t there?

Now, about this “Starfield” place where all this is happenin’. I ain’t never been, but I hear it’s in space. Lots of flyin’ around in spaceships, buyin’ ’em, fixin’ ’em up. Sounds expensive to me. And there’s maps and walkthroughs, which I guess is helpful if you don’t wanna get lost. I reckon it’s a big place, lots of things to do and see, besides gettin’ this “Last Priest” weapon.

So, to sum it up, this “Last Priest” is a powerful weapon you get by makin’ the right choices in a long story and dealin’ with some tricky folks. You gotta finish the whole thing, side with the Hunter, maybe kill a fella named Aquilus, and do it all in this Starfield place. Sounds like a lot of work to me, but folks seem to want it somethin’ fierce.

I tell ya, young folks these days and their fancy weapons and space travels. Back in my day, a good stick was all you needed. But hey, to each their own, I guess.

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