Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about them best weapons from Root of Nightmares, ya hear? Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d lay it out straight, no fancy talk.

First off, that Osteo Striga thingamajig. It’s one of them “exotic” weapons, real fancy-like. Spits out poison, melts them bad guys like butter on a hot skillet. Good for clearin’ out them crowds, you know, the ones that swarm ya like flies on a… well, you get the picture.

Now, for the regular shootin’ irons, they got all sorts. SMGs, Auto Rifles, Pulse Rifles, and Hand Cannons. Just pick your favorite, really. Whatever feels good in your hands, that’s what you use. Don’t let them city slickers tell you otherwise.

• SMGs: Good for sprayin’ and prayin’, up close and personal.
• Auto Rifles: Steady and reliable, like a good ol’ mule.
• Pulse Rifles: A little kick to ’em, but they hit hard.
• Hand Cannons: For when you wanna feel like a real gunslinger, takin’ your time with each shot.

They say this Root of Nightmares place has got all kinda loot. Weapons, armor, the whole shebang. You get it from doin’ them “encounters,” they call ’em. Cataclysm, Scission, Zo’aurc, and Nezarec. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me, but hey, if it gets you the goods, who am I to judge?

Now, about them Heavy Grenade Launchers, like that Kroaxis’s Distress thing. Big booms, real powerful. Blows stuff up real good. But they’re slow, see? You gotta be careful, time your shots right. Don’t go wastin’ ’em on nothin’. They also say that there are a whole mess of legendary weapons, six of ’em I hear. Seems like a lot if you ask me. Ain’t no body going to use all of those I reckon.

And then there’s the armor. Three sets, one for each kinda Guardian. Titan, Warlock, Hunter… sounds like a circus act to me. But I guess it helps keep you alive, so can’t complain too much.

They also talk about some “adept” weapons. Special stuff you get from doin’ challenges. You gotta wait for the weekly raid to roll around, though. Like, if it’s King’s Fall week, you gotta do Oryx’s challenge. Guaranteed to get you one of them fancy adept weapons. Hope that makes sense, ’cause it sure sounds complicated to me.

And get this, there’s an exclusive Exotic weapon in this raid, just like all them other raids. Don’t know much about it, but sounds important. They keep all this stuff locked up tight, you gotta earn it, see? No handouts here. This Root of Nightmares place, I tell ya, it’s a whole other world. Full of scary things and shiny loot. But if you’re brave enough, and you got the right weapons, you might just come out on top. Just remember what I told ya, and you’ll be alright. Keep your wits about ya, and shoot straight. And don’t forget to have a little fun, ya hear? Life’s too short to be fussin’ all the time.

So there you have it. A rundown of them Root of Nightmares weapons, plain and simple. No fancy words, no complicated jargon. Just good ol’ common sense. Now go out there and get ’em!

Tags: Root of Nightmares, Weapons, Exotic, Legendary, Armor, Destiny 2, Guide, Osteo Striga, Kroaxis’s Distress, SMG, Auto Rifle, Pulse Rifle, Hand Cannon, Heavy Grenade Launcher