Alright, listen up, y’all. You wanna get into that there monastery in Baldur’s Gate 3, huh? It ain’t as hard as milkin’ a stubborn cow, but ya gotta know where to look. Don’t go knockin’ on the front door like some fancy pants, ’cause them monks ain’t gonna let ya in just like that.

First off, see them vines? Yeah, the ones by that sparkly portal thingy near the monastery. Them’s your ticket in. Grab hold and start climbin’, just like you used to climb trees as a young’un. Don’t be scared of gettin’ your hands dirty. Ain’t no shame in a little honest work.

Once you’re up there, you’ll be on the second floor, sneaky like. Now, keep your eyes peeled for them barricades. Them monks think they’re clever, boardin’ up stuff, but a good swift kick or a whack with a sturdy stick will knock ’em right down. Don’t be gentle; give it a good wallop!

Now, some folks say there’s a fancy hammer you can get, a “Ceremonial Warhammer” they call it. It’s up on the roof, they say. If you want it, you gotta go through them pesky kobold rooms on the west side. Find your way through there, then jump up to the second floor from the northwest exit. From there, you’ll see them vines leadin’ up to the roof. But honestly, I ain’t got no time for that fancy stuff. Just get in and get done with it, I say.

Why you wanna get in there anyway? That’s your business, not mine. But I’ll tell you this: them monasteries always got secrets. Maybe you’re lookin’ for somethin’ shiny, or maybe you’re just plain nosy. Whatever the reason, just remember to watch your step. Monks can be sneaky, too. They might look all peaceful and quiet, but they ain’t afraid to fight if they have to. And watch out for traps, they love to set them things up.

• Find the vines by the portal.
• Climb the vines to the second floor.
• Break down any barricades you find.
• (Optional) Get the Ceremonial Warhammer from the roof by going through the west kobold rooms.

See? Easy peasy. Just like findin’ eggs in the hen house. Now get on with it and stop wastin’ time. And don’t forget to bring a good weapon, you never know what you’ll find in them old buildings. Could be rats, could be goblins, could be worse.

And for goodness sake, don’t go tellin’ everyone how you got in. Some secrets are best kept to yourself. Loose lips sink ships, as they say. Though I ain’t never seen a ship round here, but you get the idea. It means keep your trap shut.

Now go on, git! You got a monastery to sneak into. And be careful out there! This ain’t no Sunday picnic. But if you follow my advice, you’ll be in and out before them monks even know what hit ’em. Remember, vines, second floor, barricades, done. It ain’t rocket science, just common sense, somethin’ them city folk seem to be lackin’ these days.

And one more thing, if you do happen to find anythin’ valuable in there, don’t go blabbin’ about it. Folks get greedy, you know? Best to keep your treasures close and your mouth closer. That’s how you stay safe and sound in this world.

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