Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “Destiny 2 Firesprite” thing. Don’t ask me how I know, just listen up. It’s like this, see?

What the Heck is a Firesprite Anyway?

From what them youngsters told me, a Firesprite ain’t just one thing in this here Destiny game. It’s like… well, it’s like how we got different kinds of chickens back on the farm, right? Some are for eatin’, some are for layin’ eggs. Firesprites are kinda like that, I guess.

First off, they say it’s this kinda… shiny thing you pick up. Like a little ball of fire, but you can hold it. And when you do, you get your grenade back faster. Makes sense, right? Fire makes things go boom, grenades go boom, so fire thingy helps your boom thingy go boom more often. That’s what I call common sense.

• Firesprite Type 1: The Grenade Helper

  This one’s simple. You pick it up, you get your grenade back quicker. Like findin’ a good stick to stoke the fire, makes it burn brighter, get it?

• Firesprite Type 2: Fancy Pants Wells

  Then there’s this other Firesprite, they call it a… “spiritual successor” to some “Elemental Wells.” Sounds fancy, but from what I gather, it’s just another way to make your fire powers stronger. You gotta use special whatchamacallits – “mods” – to make ’em. Kinda like usin’ the right fertilizer for your tomatoes, makes ’em grow bigger and better.

• Firesprite Type 3: The Speedy Bike

  And then, wouldn’t you know it, there’s a Firesprite that’s a fancy bike! Yeah, a “sparrow” they call it. Folks say it’s real rare and everyone wants it. Like a shiny new tractor, I reckon. Everyone wants the best tools, right?

Red Flames and Confusion

Now, some folks are all confused about seein’ these red flames in the game. They’re wonderin’ what they are. Well, sounds like them flames are part of the Firesprite thing too. Maybe they show you where the Firesprites are, or maybe they make the Firesprites do somethin’ special. Who knows? These game makers, they like makin’ things complicated.

Fixes, Bugs, and Crucible Chaos

Then there’s all this talk about the game gettin’ “updates” and “patches.” Sounds like they’re fixin’ things that are broke, which is good, I guess. But sometimes they fix things that don’t need fixin’, and break things that were workin’ just fine. Like that time my nephew tried to fix the tractor and ended up makin’ it worse!

Seems like there’s some trouble with somethin’ called “Restoration.” Folks get healed up, but then they pick up a Firesprite and the healin’ resets. Doesn’t sound right, does it? Like takin’ a step forward and two steps back. They’re callin’ it a “bug,” or maybe just a bad idea. Hopefully, they’ll fix it, so folks can heal up proper.

Builds and Fragments and Hunter Hands… Oh My!

And then you got these players, talkin’ about their “builds” and “fragments.” Sounds like they’re tinkerin’ with their characters, tryin’ to make ‘em stronger. One fella was talkin’ about usin’ “Caliban’s Hand” and some “embers” to make Firesprites. Sounds like a lot of work to me, but I guess that’s how they have their fun.

Making Sense of it All

So, look, here’s the long and short of it. Firesprites are these fire thingies in Destiny 2. Some help you throw more grenades, some make your fire powers better, and one’s a fancy bike. There’s some confusion about red flames and some problems with healin’ gettin’ messed up, but that’s just how it is sometimes. You gotta roll with the punches, right? Just like farmin’, sometimes the weather’s good, sometimes it’s bad. You just gotta keep on goin’. That’s what I always say.

And that’s about all I know about this “Destiny 2 Firesprite” business. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.

Tags: Destiny 2, Firesprite, Solar 3.0, Grenade Energy, Elemental Wells, Exotic Sparrow, Restoration, Crucible, PvE, Caliban’s Hand, Embers, Fragments, Bungie, Update, Patch, Bug