Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this “unravel destiny 2” thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it’s just some game stuff my grandkids are always yappin’ about. They say it’s like shootin’ and lootin’, kinda like them old westerns but with space magic and whatnot.

First things first, gettin’ started ain’t supposed to be too hard. If you’ve played them games where you shoot stuff and grab goodies, you’re probably halfway there already. My grandson says it’s like them “Borderlands” or “Warframe” games, so if you know them, you’re good to go. If not, well, you’ll figure it out. It ain’t rocket science, even though it’s about rockets and space and stuff, haha!

Now, they tell me this game is for all sorts of folks, new players and old timers alike. So, whether you’re a young whippersnapper or an old codger like me – well, not me playin’, but you get the idea – you can jump in. They got this “New Light” thing, a quest or somethin’, that teaches you the ropes. So, don’t go gettin’ your britches in a twist, just do that first, and you’ll be shootin’ aliens in no time.

• Unraveling, they call it. Sounds like a mess, but it means makin’ them bad guys weaker, see? When you unravel somethin’, it takes more damage. And then it shoots out these…strand thingies…that hurt other bad guys. It’s like a chain reaction, a whole lotta hurtin’ goin’ on. And when them unraveled fellas finally kick the bucket, they drop these tangles, whatever those are. Probably somethin’ useful, knowing these games.
• Then there’s this “strand” talk. Weapons and mail and whatnot. Apparently, if you got this woven mail stuff, your strand weapons get these unraveling rounds. Sounds powerful, like wrappin’ them bad guys up and makin’ ’em fall apart. And there are other bits and pieces, “fragments” they call ’em, that also give you unraveling rounds. So, find them fragments, and you’ll be doin’ some serious damage.

My grandkids, they always talk about bein’ the best “Guardian” in the galaxy. Sounds like a big job, protectin’ everything and everyone. But that’s what this game is about, I guess. Gettin’ stronger, findin’ better weapons, and takin’ down the bad guys. And there’s a whole bunch of stuff to do, missions and quests and whatnot. My grandson says there’s this “Forsaken” thing, and a “Curse of Osiris,” and somethin’ called “Warmind.” Sounds like a whole heap of trouble, but that’s what makes it fun, I reckon.

They got these walkthroughs, too. Like a guide, tellin’ you what to do and where to go. So, if you get stuck, you ain’t gotta go flailin’ around like a headless chicken. Just look up one of them walkthroughs, and they’ll point you in the right direction. Makes it easier for us old folks, you know, the ones that ain’t got all day to figure this stuff out.

So, that’s the gist of it, as far as I can tell. Shoot stuff, unravel things, get stronger, be the best Guardian. It ain’t rocket science, but it’s got rockets, so that’s close enough. Just jump in, do that New Light thing, and start blastin’. And if you see my grandkids in there, tell ’em to come home for dinner, will ya? They’ve been at it all day.

And one more thing, don’t go spendin’ all your money on this game, you hear? There’s more to life than shootin’ aliens, even though it sounds like a darn good time. Remember to eat your vegetables, get some sunshine, and call your grandma once in a while. She misses you.

Tags: [Destiny 2, Unravel, New Light, Strand, Guardian, Forsaken, Curse of Osiris, Warmind, Looter Shooter, Walkthrough]