Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout these dungeon exotics, whatever them fancy folks call ’em. Sounds like somethin’ from a fairy tale, but it ain’t. It’s guns, see? Powerful guns, and I’m gonna tell ya how to get ’em, the way I understand it.

First off, there’s this Le Monarque bow. Folks say it’s a real beast in them PvE thingamajigs. Don’t ask me what that means, but it sounds tough. And they done made it even better, somethin’ about overloadin’ champions. Sounds like cheatin’ to me, but hey, if it works, it works. You get this one by just playin’, see? Killin’ them bad guys, and sometimes, just sometimes, one of ’em drops a shiny thing – an exotic engram they call it. Like findin’ a penny in the henhouse, only a whole lot better. And sometimes, them powerful rewards they give ya, they turn into exotics too. Weapons and armor both! Oh, and them nightfalls, they’re good for findin’ exotics too. So just keep on playin’ and you’ll get lucky, or so they say.

Now, let’s talk about another one, this here Gjallarhorn. Sounds like somethin’ you’d blow on, not shoot with, but what do I know? This one, you gotta go to this place called the Grasp of Avarice. Sounds greedy, doesn’t it? Probably a den of thieves, that’s what it is. But you gotta go there, that’s the dungeon part I reckon. And then you gotta do a quest, they call it an “exotic questline,” like followin’ a breadcrumb trail but with more shootin’. It ain’t easy, mind you, nothin’ worth havin’ ever is. But if you want that Gjallarhorn, you gotta do it.

• Le Monarque:
  • Good for PvE (whatever that is)
  • Now works on Overload champions
  • Get it from exotic engrams dropped by enemies
  • Get it from powerful rewards and pinnacle rewards
• Gjallarhorn:
  • Found in the Grasp of Avarice dungeon
  • Get it by completing an exotic questline

See, it ain’t so hard to understand when you put it in plain speakin’. They like to make it sound all complicated, but it’s just about killin’ and questin’, the same as it always been. Just different names and shinier guns.

Now, there’s other exotics too, lots of ‘em. They got all sorts of names I can’t even pronounce. But the thing is, most of ‘em, you get ‘em the same way. You play the game, you kill the bad guys, you do the quests, and sometimes, if you’re lucky, you get a good one. It’s like farmin’, see? You plant the seeds, you tend the crops, and sometimes, you get a good harvest. And sometimes, the pests eat it all, but that’s just life, ain’t it?

So, if you want these dungeon exotics, you gotta put in the work. You gotta grind, they call it. Grind, grind, grind. Sounds like makin’ flour, doesn’t it? But that’s how you get the good stuff. You gotta keep at it, even when it’s tough, even when you’re gettin’ your butt kicked. Because eventually, you’ll get that shiny gun, that powerful weapon, and then you can go kick some butt yourself.

And don’t forget, it ain’t just about the guns, it’s about havin’ fun too. Don’t get so caught up in the grindin’ that you forget to enjoy yourself. It’s a game, after all. So, go out there, explore them dungeons, kill them bad guys, and get yourself some dungeon exotics. And if you see me out there, give me a wave, but don’t expect me to carry ya. I got my own grindin’ to do.

Important thing is, keep at it. Just like workin’ the land, takes time and effort, but eventually you’ll get what you’re after. And remember, these fancy guns ain’t gonna make you a better person, they just gonna help you kill the bad guys faster. So be nice, help folks out when you can, and don’t go gettin’ all high and mighty just ‘cause you got a shiny new toy. That’s the real wisdom, see? The guns, they’re just tools.

Now, I hear tell there’s some folks out there doin’ speed runs through these dungeons. Runnin’ through ’em faster than a greased pig on a hot skillet. I don’t know nothin’ about that. Seems to me like you’d miss all the good stuff, but each to their own, I guess. If you’re one of them speed demons, good on ya. But me, I like to take my time, see the sights, and kill every last one of them bad guys. That’s just how I was raised, I reckon.

So, there you have it. Everything I know about dungeon exotics, and a little bit more besides. Now get out there and get shootin’! And don’t forget to have fun, because what’s the point of it all if you ain’t havin’ a good time?