Alright, listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya ’bout this thing called the “Infested Catalyst” in that Warframe game. My grandkids keep yellin’ about it, so I figured I’d poke around and see what all the fuss is about. Seems important, like, real important for killin’ big ugly bugs.

First things first, ya gotta get yerself a blueprint. Can’t do nothin’ without that blueprint, see? It’s like tryin’ to bake a cake without the recipe. Now, this here blueprint, ya gotta go to yer Clan Dojo. That’s like yer clubhouse, where all yer buddies hang out. In that Dojo, there’s this Bio Lab thingy. Think of it like the kitchen, but instead of cookin’ food, you’re cookin’ up blueprints. You gotta use that Bio Lab to make the Infested Catalyst blueprint. Costs ya a bit, they say, somethin’ like 500 Credits and a whole bunch of other stuff – Ferrite, Nano Spores, that kinda junk. Kids these days, always spendin’ money on somethin’.

• Step 1: Get to the Clan Dojo. That’s yer home base, remember?
• Step 2: Find the Bio Lab. It’s where all the weird science stuff happens.
• Step 3: Research the Infested Catalyst. This means spendin’ some Credits and materials to get the blueprint.
• Step 4: Buy the finished blueprint. Costs ya another 5, whatever that means.

Now, once ya got that blueprint, ya gotta actually build the dang thing. That takes more stuff, more resources, more grindin’. This game, it’s all about grindin’, I tell ya. Kids these days, they got too much time on their hands. But anyways, ya gotta gather up the stuff it needs – more Ferrite, more Nano Spores, and some other thing called Circuits. Sounds fancy, but it’s just more junk ya gotta find.

So, what’s this Infested Catalyst even do? Well, it’s for fightin’ this big nasty creature called the Hemocyte. Sounds like somethin’ outta a horror movie, doesn’t it? This Hemocyte, it shows up durin’ this thing called the Plague Star Bounty. Sounds important, right? To get to that bounty, ya gotta go talk to this fella named Konzu in Cetus. Cetus, that’s on Earth, believe it or not. Talk to Konzu and pick the Plague Star Bounty. Don’t let him yap yer ear off about “infested this” and “infested that.” Just get to the bounty.

Now, this bounty has stages, see? Like levels in a game. In the second stage, that’s where yer Infested Catalyst comes in handy. Ya mix it into some toxin, and that toxin…well, it attracts the Hemocyte. It’s like ringin’ the dinner bell for a monster. And then, ya gotta fight it. Big ol’ fight, it is. My grandkids are always screamin’ and yellin’ when they’re doin’ it. The Hemocyte only shows up in the harder bounties, the Advanced and Steel Path ones. And there’s not just one, oh no. There’s four of ’em in the final stage. Four big ugly monsters, all wantin’ to stomp ya flat.

So, let’s recap. Ya need the Infested Catalyst to fight the Hemocyte. Ya get the blueprint from the Clan Dojo Bio Lab by researchin’ it. Ya build the thing after ya got the blueprint. Ya go to Cetus and talk to Konzu to start the Plague Star Bounty. Ya use the Infested Catalyst in stage two to make the Hemocyte show up. And then ya fight it. Sounds simple enough, right? Ha! Don’t let these kids fool ya, it’s a whole lotta work. But, I guess that’s what they like about it. Keeps ’em busy, at least.

So, if you’re lookin’ to get this Infested Catalyst, just remember what I told ya: Dojo, Bio Lab, blueprint, research, build, Konzu, bounty, Hemocyte, fight. That’s the whole shebang, right there. Now, go on and get to it. And don’t forget to tell your grandma thanks for the lesson!

And one more thing, don’t be wastin’ yer time on those easy bounties if ya wanna see that Hemocyte. Gotta go for the tough ones, the Advanced and Steel Path, remember? And keep an eye on yer resources, too. This stuff ain’t cheap, ya know. Takes a lot of grindin’ to get all the Ferrite and Nano Spores and whatever else ya need.

Now, I’m gonna go make myself a cup of tea. All this talk about infested this and infested that is makin’ my head spin. You kids and yer video games… Just be careful out there, alright? And don’t forget to eat yer vegetables!

Tags: [Warframe, Infested Catalyst, Hemocyte, Plague Star Bounty, Clan Dojo, Bio Lab, Blueprint, Research, Resources, Konzu, Cetus, Advanced, Steel Path, Guide, Farming]