Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Starfield Ixyll thing, whatever it is. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, so I figured I’d try and make some sense of it for ya.

Seems like way back when, in 2203 they say, somethin’ went wrong with Earth. Magnetosphere collapsed, they called it. Sounds like a real mess. Anyways, Earth got all nasty and folks couldn’t live there no more. Lots and lots of people died, real shame. But some, they got away, lucky I guess.

Now, this Starfield game, it’s got a whole bunch of planets, more’n a thousand they say! Can ya imagine? That’s a lot of places to get lost in. So, this Ixyll, it’s one of them star systems in the game. Like a neighborhood in the sky, I reckon.

• It’s got a star, called Ixyll, just like the whole system.
• And it’s got planets, nine of ’em, goin’ ’round and ’round that star.
• And moons too! Seventeen of them little fellers, dancin’ around the planets.

They say Ixyll is a tough place, a “level 40” system. Means it ain’t for beginners, I guess. You gotta be strong and smart to go there. This whole Starfield thing, it’s like a big map, a “Starmap” they call it, and you can find all sorts of systems on it, Ixyll bein’ just one.

Now, lemme tell ya ’bout these planets in Ixyll. They got names like Ixyll I, Ixyll II, all the way up to Ixyll IX. Just like countin’ on yer fingers, but with planets! And some of them planets, they got their own moons too. Like Ixyll IX, it’s got three moons, Ixyll IX-a, Ixyll IX-b, and Ixyll IX-c. Sounds like a whole family out there in space!

This Starfield Ixyll system, it’s a real mixed-up place. Lots of different planets and moons, all doin’ their own thing. They say it’s got 26 “Orbiting Bodies” all together. That’s the star, the planets, and all them moons. Busy place, ain’t it?

And there’s stories too, things you can do in this Ixyll place. Like this “Exorcism” mission. Sounds spooky! You gotta go and deal with some folks called “Trackers.” Don’t know what they did, but they sound like trouble. There’s guides and walkthroughs to help ya, if you’re into that kinda thing. Me, I’d probably just hide under a rock.

Folks are real curious about Earth in this Starfield game. What happened to it, why it went bad. It’s a mystery, they say. Well, I coulda told ’em things go bad all the time, no need to go to space to figure that out. But I guess it’s more excitin’ when it happens on a whole planet.

This Starfield game, it’s on computers and this Xbox thing. Some folks been playin’ it early, but it’s comin’ out for everyone soon. So if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to do, maybe you can go explore this Ixyll system and all them other planets. Just be careful out there, space ain’t no picnic, I hear.

So that’s what I know ’bout this Starfield Ixyll thing. Just a bunch of planets and moons and stories in a big ol’ space game. Makes ya think, don’t it? All that space out there, and we’re just here on Earth, worryin’ ’bout the price of eggs. Maybe I should go visit Ixyll, sounds less complicated than my chickens.

Anyway, if you wanna know more, you gotta go look it up yerself. I done told you all I know, and that’s plenty for one day. Now, where’d I put my glasses…