Listen up, y’all, let’s talk about winnin’ them Helldivers 2 defend campaigns, alright? It ain’t rocket science, but ya gotta be smart about it, ya hear?

First off, them defend campaigns, they’re about savin’ planets from them Automaton fellas. Nasty bots, they are. So, the big deal is, ya gotta win 8 defend campaigns. That’s the magic number, got it? Eight! Not seven, not six, eight!

Now, sometimes you see a whole bunch of planets needin’ help, all sayin’ “Defend” on ’em. Don’t go puttin’ all yer eggs in one basket, ya know? Spread yerself out a bit. Do a mission or two on each planet. That way, if we win the whole shebang, yer contribution counts for more. It’s like plantin’ seeds – more seeds, more chances somethin’ will grow, ya follow?

• Hit multiple planets: Don’t just stick to one. Do a few missions on each “Defend” planet. More bang for yer buck, that’s what I say.
• Work together: This ain’t no solo act. Everyone gotta pull their weight. We gotta make that blue bar go higher than the red bar before time runs out. Think of it like tug-o-war, but with lasers and robots.
• Focus on the objective: Some missions, they want ya to get folks outta there, escort them civilians. Use yer head! No blowin’ stuff up willy-nilly. And for the love of Pete, put them explosive mortars away! Ya wanna save folks, not blow ’em to kingdom come.

These defend missions, they ain’t all the same, no sirree. Some are fast and furious, needin’ ya to be quick on yer feet and use them stratagems like they’re goin’ outta style. Others, ya gotta hunker down, use the big guns, and protect stuff. So, pay attention to what the mission’s askin’ ya to do and pick the right tools for the job. It’s like cookin’ – ya wouldn’t use a spoon to flip a pancake, would ya?

Now, this whole thing is on a timer, ya see? We gotta work fast. It’s like when the cows get out – ya gotta round ’em up quick before they cause a ruckus. All us Helldivers, we gotta play them missions and push that blue bar up. Gotta get it higher than that red bar before the clock runs out. That’s how we win, that’s how we liberate them planets. And when we do, we all get the goods, whatever them fancy city folk are givin’ out these days.

Some folks get confused about how to win eight campaigns by themselves. Well, ya don’t! Ya just gotta be part of the fight on each one. Do a mission or two, contribute to the cause. It’s like a barn raisin’ – everyone pitches in, and before ya know it, the barn’s up.

And speaking of missions, remember, different missions need different stuff. The blitz-style ones, ya gotta be movin’ and shakin’. The evac ones, ya gotta be protectin’ and defendin’. So, change up yer gear, change up yer tactics, and for goodness sake, use yer brain! Don’t just run in there like a headless chicken.

So, there ya have it. That’s how ya win them Helldivers 2 defend campaigns. Focus on eight defend campaigns, work together, pay attention to the mission, and don’t be a fool. It’s all about teamwork and common sense, somethin’ them city folk could use a little more of, if ya ask me. Now get out there and give them Automatons what for!

Remember these key things:

• Eight is the magic number – you gotta win eight defend campaigns.
• Spread your efforts – don’t focus on just one planet.
• Teamwork makes the dream work – everyone gotta contribute.
• Pay attention to the mission objective – don’t just blow stuff up.

Now go on, git! Them planets ain’t gonna defend themselves!